Polo in the Hamptons

Really is there anything more glamorous than the Mercedes Benz Polo VIP tent Saturdays in the Hamptons? It certainly is a great opportunity for many corporate sponsors-pop chips, and teak furniture, stoli vodka….but NO CHAMPAGNE….say what! Why go??? For the people watching…for the polo match which no one watches. I spotted a few of the Housewives of New York City looking desperate…all of whom will go to an opening of an envelope. Jill Zarin, Alex McCord, and Ramona. I also saw Jon of Jon and Kate who every paparazzi made a big 2 DO about which I cannot understand. He’s famous for having 8 kids…who cares. The most amusing part of the spectacle was watching the shark attack-A certain older ‘matchmaker’ J hooking her teeth into the hot Irishman who was chatting me up. In rapid fire she asked him serious questions…visa or green card? who do you work under at goldman sachs? where do you live? how long have you been with your girlfriend? So aggressive it was hilarious. The men found it amusing and super indicative of New York. Not that a man like that would ever need to hire a matchmaker…he seemed to have no problem getting the ladies. I think she just wanted to drool up close.
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